Chapter Three
Sayings from the Great Donaldmeister
1) "It all comes down to management";
2) "They are ignorant people";
3) "Their heads are all locked up";
4) "That Fat One (Rosie O’Donnell) isn’t funny";
5) "They are losing their heritage";
6) "They are going to pay a terrible price";
7) "They are too cute and too coy for their own good";
8) "Who are the most ignorant people in the world?
The Americans that is who.";
9) "They are all for themselves and they are no good":
10) "I don’t have any time for the University of Iowa";
11) "They are just as happy as if they had good sense";
12) "Rock and roll is a dirty rotten manure pile";
13) "It is a form of insanity";
14) "Live the low life; live in the shadow";
15) "Avoid all authority and responsibility";
16) "The "Open Bible" Protestants are trying to say
that the Catholic Bible is closed";
17) "You can only push it so far";
18) "They can’t follow simple instructions";
19) "It is the mouth that gets you in trouble";
20) "It is a delusion and a snare";
21) "They are unfortunate people";
22) "I want your undivided attention";
23) "You can only sleep in one bed and drive one car
at any given time";
24) "They don’t know how to live";
25) "We will be traveling to the Hell and Gone country";
26) "When you have your health you have just about everything";
27) "If you go looking for trouble you are probably going to find it";
28) "He can’t learn anything";
29) "He is not my relative so I don’t care anything about him";
30) "Pity the man who believes in Communism
for Communism does not believe in him";
31) "They just don’t quite have it";
32) "They are more to be pitied than censured";
33) "They have never been anywhere or done anything";
34) "What is going on in that disease ridden mind of yours?";
35) "When the gravy train goes through town
you have to dip the ladle deep";
36) "Give some people a little power
and they turn into little Hitlers";
37) "They are just as happy as if they had good sense";
38) "They don’t know how to run their business";
39) "They don’t teach anything in school";
40) "It is the most diabolical thing I have ever seen";
41) "People aren’t what they ought to be";
42) "They pound sand in rat holes and chase rabbits up trees";
43) "At the end of your life you realize that
the only friend you had was your mother";
44) "To learn the shortest point between A and B just ask a fat one";
45) "I have never heard of such a thing";
46) "They can’t live on it";
47) "To know her is to hate her";
48) "You kids have been to more places in one year
than my mother went to in her lifetime";
49) "There are homos out there you know";
50) "I don’t mean no; I mean hell no".
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